I wrote the following sometime back in 1999. All CBers on the list were voted in by random radio check-in's during the Channel 13 Beer Break. Various semi-meaningful captions were given to almost each person on the list. This is a fairly decent piece of CB history I guess... enjoy. --------------------------------------------------------------------- THE ST. PETE CB HALL OF FAME/HALL OF SHAME LIST (1999) Hall Of Fame ------------ 01. Telstar (Most entertaining) 02. Drano (Politically incorrect) 03. Lefty (Wanted to kill Coolaid) 04. Woodchuck 05. Limo Joe (They've got bacon, and hash browns, and grits) 06. Pink Rose (Best CB voice & a hell of a body) 07. Lady Panda 08. Mad Dog (Most CBers have owned one of his radios, and they didn't work) 09. Chuckster (Known for nothing) 10. Dave (... and his new radio) 11. Dego Dan 12. Duke (Channel 19 dude) 13. Coolaid Kid (Youngest) 14. Paper Boy (Most creative TX) 15. Bull Frog (Worked on radios) 16. Lil Rabbit (Worked on radios) 17. HD 18. Surfer (Fuuuckk Yuuuu) 19. DW (Bandit's Antichrist) 20. Snakeman (Snake Humper) 21. Python (Snake Humper) 22. Mr. Midway (The good, the bad, & the ugly) 23. Wingman (Right-wing Wingman) 24. Knife Guy (Always fighting for #1) 25. Livewire (Best conversations) 26. High Dollar (Co-Host of the High Dollar/Del Rio Show) 27. Lonesome Dove (I want you to want me to want you) 28. Dakota (Liked Hawaiian Punch or something) 29. Dead Eye (Was tight with Dakota or something) Hall of Shame ------------- 01. Florida Bandit (#1 Moron) 02. Bull Gator (#1 Largo Moron) 03. Mountain Man (Dazed & Confused) 04. Roofer (Trailer Trash) 05. Uncle Albert (Shawalla) 06. Maxine (Stabbed Limo Joe) 07. Dicky D 08. Gentle Jo (Drunk squirrel lady) 09. Jack Rabbit (Youngest moron) 10. Granny Annie 11. Florida Bear (Biscuit Molester) 12. KO Oscar (Senile Old Fart) 13. Quail Man (Albert wannabe) 14. Empty Pockets (Hot Boiled...) 15. Del Rio (Knows Everything) 16. Nature Boy (Albert wannabe) 17. Easy Rider 18. Ghost Rider (The Largo one) 19. Speedy (555) 20. Sweet Thing 21. Grave Digger 22. Tampa Girl (Dancer for Dollhouse) 23. Jester (Nerd) 24. Grizzly Bear 25. Rust Bucket 26. Snow White (Betsy Wetsy) 27. Fry Guy 28. Lightnin' Bolt (Was it a boy or a girl? Who cares) 29. Killer Priest (The Almighty Priest asked to be added to the "bad list")